if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
