hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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