Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
dude. I can hear the air.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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