How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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