Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I have fence marks all over my body
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You almost got us killed.
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