The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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