Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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