he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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