im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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