Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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