My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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