The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I love you.
Bad choice
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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