physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
this will be a night to untag.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have aggressive nipples.
Randomize