what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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