with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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