Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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