so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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