I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We had sex on a dog bed..
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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