i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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