I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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