nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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