So drunk its hurt
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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