I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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