I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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