Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize
