i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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