I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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