Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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