i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He has the fingertips of a God
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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