I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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