Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You are a genius and a whore.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
