I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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