Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
