Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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