white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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