I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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