Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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