there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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