Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
