Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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