just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i barfeds in our rink
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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