So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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