You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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