This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize