we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
