Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We are two peas in an std pod
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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