mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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