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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Come on in and take your pants off
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