She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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