Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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