The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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