they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I can't trust your balls anymore.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Dick very happy bro
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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