There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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