matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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